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Okay, Iāll take your PokĆ©mon for a few seconds, then.
Thank you for waiting, weāve restored your PokĆ©mon to full health. We hope to see you again!
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This is Kjell Lindgren. Heās a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:
- His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
- I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, āYes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.ā
tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds
It gets better.
Courtesy of Wikipedia, hereās the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:
NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds
*wipes single tear*
Theyāre just too beautiful.
Iāve said it before, Iāll say it again.
NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration.
THIS IS ADORABLES :D
I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.
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Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:
Some other amusing posters they approved:
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Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out wha tās up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Hereās the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the securityās routine. It would escape and be back between the guardsā round.
My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.
I canāt remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!
Octopus Escape ā 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter
My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didnāt go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.
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THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!
Heās fine. He got a bath.
Lush glitter is made of seaweed.
I hope you donāt mind but I drew your cat
i mean, this is pretty much the pinna cle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty.
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i hate elitist expensive classy food culture
In all seriousness this is what Iām talking about whenever I go off on how the rich canāt even spend their fucking money. Do you honestly think these fuckers are getting that much enjoyment out of these goddamn gummy bears compared to regular store-bought one? No, they get enjoyment out of the CONCEPT of them, out of the thrill of conspicuous consumption in the face of people who actually have to work for a living, or who, god forbid, donāt even have the opportunity.
So theyāll b uy seven houses when you would be hard-pressed to justify them owning two, and theyāll buy huge-ass limousines and designer clothes just to look a tiny bit cooler (as if any real fan of a celebrity gives a fuck about the label theyāre wearing rather than the content they put out, or the persona they have, or even the way the outfit actually LOOKS), and theyāll pay out the ass for ludicrously expensive ingredients placed in such ludicrously tiny portions that they can barely fucking taste them.
I donāt understand it even slightly. I can barely imagine what Iād do with $150,000 a year, much less millions. And Iām not even like a āsimple pleasuresā fanatic ā sure, I get the appeal of a second house! I get the appeal of regular vacations! I get the appeal of eating steak five nights a week, drinking expensive champagne! But wealth disparity has become so fucking absurd in this country and on this planet that those quasi-reasonab le luxuries arenāt enough, so they have to make up bullshit that canāt possibly even be enjoyable in its own right just so they can feel good about having money.
Itās disgusting. Eat the rich.
Remember that part in the hunger games where the rich vomited so they could keep feasting? Well fucking hell, real life has something worse
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